Ok ok,

Statistically I am just slightly above average, but i make up for it with plenty of enthusiasm and perseverance.

Cheers.
ps: Statistically speaking of course.

Ok ok,

I hate kids.

I see them. Having tantrums in supermarkets, screaming in movie theaters, making everything sticky and yucky. And the whole world gives them a free ride just because they are cute, just because they are kids.

Not a fan of babies either. Never saw whats the big deal with babies. People are always making such a fuss about babies. I don’t really care much for them myself. They are all squally and wet most of the time. And its almost impossible to talk to them.

I hate kids and babies.

Cheers.
ps: Babes not included.

Ok ok,

You can measure distance by time.
“How far away is that place?”
“About 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way.
“When do you get off work?”
“Around 3 Km.”

Cheers.
ps: I’m 1km away from hitting the bed.

Ok ok,

As some of my close friends know, my personal 3 little goals are to win a Nobel Prize, get James Earl Jones to record me a voice mail, and to win Chuck Norris on a one on one. I don’t care in which order. I just need to get them done.

For the Nobel, i don’t really have a particular field to get the award in. I don’t care which one. I’m just in it for the money. Last night I came up with an idea that should get it done. This idea targets The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. I don’t have any relevant education in those fields, and I haven’t done any research, so I know I need to come up with something big to get the judges past their bias for competence. My idea needs to cure a whole lot of problems. Anything less would be begging for the award committee to snub me once again.

Meeting James Earl Jones and beating Chuck Norris might be a problem though. James might just pull a force choke on me with just his vocals and Chuck might just beat me senseless with a single round-house kick.

So for now, I’ll be contented with the Nobel, although it wouldn’t be much.

Cheers.
ps: Satan once said that between Chuck Norris and himself, he would pick Chuck Norris.