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Viva Las Vegas
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 23:13 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Las Vegas … Still the ultimate entertainment town. Period.

Somebody explains everything to you there. You come in the hotel, the guy who carries your bags takes you upstairs, explains to you how to use the TV and remote control, and you go out and gamble, or simply gamble online with games like online pokies from the comfort of your room.

You turn on the TV, there’s a guy on there explains to you how to go downstairs and play the games. You play the games, you go out on the sidewalk and there’s a girl out there to explain to you how to go upstairs and use the room again.

And you keep going until you run out of girls or games or money, and then you go home.

Las Vegas … Still the ultimate entertainment town. Period.

Cheers.
ps: I will hit Vegas when 30 hits me.
ps2: In Support, you can mail your contribution cheques to “Save the Tomato Foundation”.
ps3: All cheques must be crossed.

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Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.

Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

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