Putting Jaws on a Goldfish 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 23:23 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Do the security guards in the museum really ever stop anybody from taking the paintings? I mean are they going up to the thieves, “Hey, hey, hey, where do you think you’re going with that? Hey, come over here, give me that Cezanne.”

I mean look at the job that this man is hired to do. He’s getting five dollars an hour to protect millions of dollars of priceless art and with what? He’s got a light mocha brown uniform and a Today paper. This is all he’s got.

I mean crooks must look at this guy and go, “Alright all we gotta do is get past the folding chair and the thermos of coffee and we can get a Rembrandt.”

Cheers.
ps: Is the museum still there?

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