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Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 19:10 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

The fact of life is that people will try and take your possessions. People are going to steal from you. Everybody has their own little personal security things. Things that they think will foil the crooks.

You go to the beach, go into the water, put your wallet in the left shoe . . . Who’s going to know? What criminal mind could penetrate this fortress of security? I tied a bow in the lace. They can’t get through that. I put it down by the toe.

They never look there. They check the heels, they move on. Or, you ever move a TV in the back of your car? Then you’ve got to leave the car unattended for a few minutes, you put a sweater over the TV. “It’s a couple of sweaters, that’s all. One of them happens to be square with an antenna coming out of it.”

Cheers.
ps: I still leave my wallet in my left shoe.

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Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

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