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Ok ok,

I will never understand why they cook on TV.
I can’t smell it.
Can’t eat it.
Can’t taste it.
The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any but i will share it with the audience. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.”

Men seem to flip around the television more than women. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don’t even know what the hell they’re not watching. You know we just keep going, “Rerun, that’s stupid, he’s stupid, she’s stupid, go, go, go.” We are goldfishes in that aspect.

“What are you watching?”
“I don’t care, I am just going to keep flipping channels.”
“Was that Gurmit Singh?”
“I don’t know who or what it was, doesn’t matter, it’s not your fault, I am just going to keep flipping.”
“I think that’s a documentary on your father.”
“Don’t care, what else is on?”

Women don’t do this. Women will stop and go, “Well let me see what the show is, before I change the channel. Maybe we can nurture it, work with it, help it grow into something.” Men don’t do that. Because women nest and men hunt (Feminist: Please come back in a century, the words might have evolved). That’s why we watch TV differently.

Before there was television, kings, emperors, pharaohs, barons and Dukes … I wonder how they flipped off.

Cheers.
ps: I broke my remote. And yeah, TIVO Rules.

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