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The Things is the Thing
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, January 5, 2009 at 12:47 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

Like it or not our things represent us. Most of the time, people’s things even look like them. Everyone is in the perfect clothes no matter what they are. To me everything you have is really a layer of clothing.

Your body is your innermost and truest outfit. Your house is another layer of wardrobe. Then your neighborhood, your city, your state. It’s all one giant outfit. We’re wearing everything.

That’s why in certain towns, no matter what you’ve got on, you’re a bad dresser. Just for being there. Some places you’re better off just moving instead of changing.

Cheers

ps: Lets not even begin to talk about nudist colonies.

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