Ok ok,

One way to end the relationship is adultery. Adultery. Now that’s a heavy thing. You can’t just have an adultery, you must commit adultery. But you can’t commit adultery unless you have a commitment. So you have to make the commitment before you can even think about committing it.

There’s no commit without the commit. Once you commit, then you can commit the adultery, then you can get caught, get divorced, lose your mind, and they have you committed.

But you know, some people actually cheat on the people that they’re cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then turning to the robber next to you and going, “All right, give me everything you got, too.”

Cheers.
ps: 2010 – Adultery

ps: All i need now is the Airing of Grievances

Ok ok,

There are no choices. No Free will. There is nothing but a straight line.

The illusion comes afterward, when you ask ‘Why me?’ and ‘What if?’ , when you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning.

If you had done something differently, it wouldn’t be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.

Cheers.

Ok ok,

10. Hackers Day (15 September)
Apart from the day the movie “Hackers” was released, this day allows geeks (yeahs and nerds too) to hack into anything they want.

9. Chuck Day (15 March)
Birthday of Chuck Norris. Need i say more?

8. Towel Day (25 May)
Celebrate the works of Douglas Adams by toting in a towel the whole day.

7. Pi Day (14 March)
Get it?

6. Festivus (23 December)
Its for the rest of us.

5. April Fools Day (1st April)
Breaking News: April Fool’s Day moved to July.

4. Talk like Pirate Day (19 September)
Avast, ye scurvy land-lubbers!

3. Black Friday (Friday following Thanksgiving Day)
Steam Store? Here i come.

2. Judgment Day (29 August)
Not the one from the Holy Books. I mean the actual Judgment Day, when Skynet went self-aware.

1. PC’s Birthday (12 August)
In 1981, the first PC, IBM’s 5150 went on sale for $1600.

Cheers.
ps: If you don’t understand this post, this is not intended for you.

Ok ok,

Facebook is the answer to a question no one asked: “How can I waste more of my time?” Compared to social network gaming, however, Facebook itself is as useful an invention as the mobile phone or the nuclear war head.

Actually, I do like Facebook. No questions about it. I’ve used it to reconnect with dozens of people I used to know. Few of them are even people I actually like. A year after I joined Facebook for the sole purpose of sharing pictures of a new rig I built, I find myself updating status, making comments and “unliking” them, and listing things like the “Five things I would say if I was Ris Low” quiz. [1:Boomz, 2:Rad, 3:Boomz, 4:Mastercard or Visa, 5:World Peace]. These are kind of answers I wouldn’t give outside the Facebook environment even if I was not sober.

I used Facebook for about 6mnths before I caved in tried social gaming. It help no appeal at all. I ignored from friends inviting me to join their mafia, become part of their vampire clan, move in next to their farm, or contribute to efforts to select the next Singapore Idol.

I have always admired the mafia after watching Al-Pacino in the Godfather. So Mafia wars did sound right. It’s actually an elegant piece of work: a role playing game stripped down to pure tats and wrapped in a simple graphical user interface. It has a balanced risk/reward system and a satisfying initial arc driven by leveling, establishing and expanding an income stream and gathering little bits or stuff.

But it loses steam rather quickly. The leveling cycle becomes routine, and the game reaches a point where risk vanishes, rendering the rewards hollow. It’s also an oddly unsocial social game, with minimal personal interaction and more inflicting cyber damage.

Yet it retains one important appeal. Its undemanding. You can perform all your duties for the day with a few clicks over coffee or when u first log on to your office pc (Yes, you can play it in Mac too.), making it one of the most efficient games I’ve seen. It’s like we are outsourcing game play.
And no, I don’t want to join your mafia.

Cheers.
ps: I shall strive to bring down Facebook.

Ok ok,

Ever thought you are not going to make it in life? No goals, no challenges no gut wrenching fear driving you forward? Can’t stand it?

Well, I can. I have kind of an existential philosophy that shapes my outlook. It involves a willingness to let life carry me along in its wake as I contemplate its infinity mystery.

And I sleep a lot.

Cheers.
ps: I watch Discovery Channel too.

Ok ok,

One of the most popular procedures today is the nose job. The technical term for the nose job is rhinoplasty. Rhino? I mean, do we really need to insult the person at this particular moment of their life?

They know they have a big nose, that’s why they’re coming in. Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros on top of everything else?

Cheers.
ps: Rhinoplasty (Greek: Rhinos, “Nose” + Plassein, “to shape”)

Ok ok,

Statistically I am just slightly above average, but i make up for it with plenty of enthusiasm and perseverance.

Cheers.
ps: Statistically speaking of course.

Ok ok,

I hate kids.

I see them. Having tantrums in supermarkets, screaming in movie theaters, making everything sticky and yucky. And the whole world gives them a free ride just because they are cute, just because they are kids.

Not a fan of babies either. Never saw whats the big deal with babies. People are always making such a fuss about babies. I don’t really care much for them myself. They are all squally and wet most of the time. And its almost impossible to talk to them.

I hate kids and babies.

Cheers.
ps: Babes not included.