Ok ok,

I like almost any kind of work. I don’t know what my problem is. But I’ve learned to
kind of keep this fact quiet as it seems to make people uncomfortable.
I don’t know why but there’s always this tremendous peer pressure around workplaces to assume that everybody hates working, hates their job, and every second they’re at work is pure pain.

Why do people who work in offices have pictures of their family on their desk
facing them? Do they forget that they’re married? Do they say to themselves, “All
right. Six o’clock. Time to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. Hold it a second,
look at this picture. I got a wife and three kids. I completely forgot! I better get
home.”

Cheers

ps: Office Politics blows.

Ok ok,

THE Bad Thing Happened;

Something that I had not hoped for;

I am trying to repress it;

Pray with me everyone.

Cheers

ps: Repressed Memory.

Ok ok,

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance
was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, “Well, isn’t
that clever.”

I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word ambulance behind me.
Of course while you’re reading, you don’t see where you’re going, you crash, and you
need an ambulance. I think maybe they’re just trying to drum up some business on the
way back from lunch.

Cheers

ps: I so dig the paramedics though.

Ok ok,

There was once a man from Suri;

Who wiped his ass with a poori;

The puri was thin;

And his finger slipped in;

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Cheers

ps: That man is one sick bastard.

Ok ok,

Sometimes i hear women saying, “Men can’t be trusted .. “.

O right i am only a man and therefore simple. It was the simple man who a spanned the great bridges and built the skyscrapers of the world. But yeah, they are right, all we simpletons did was to put robots out in surface of Mars , and not to mention defeating the little scrouge called communism and if i am not mistaken, it was a man who took up a pen and started to write when GOD first spoke.

So when a woman says to me that i can’t be trusted, i think she is probably right.

Cheers

ps: Well, sometimes, just sometimes i really can’t be trusted.

Ok ok,

Fascinating chracters in the movies i’ve seen so far,

20. Nedumaran – Raman Thediya Seethai

19. Maathu – Ethir Neechal

18. ACP Ragavan – Vettaiyaadu Villaiyaadu

17. Manick Baasha – Baasha

16. Vaddi – Vasool Raaja MBBS

15. Annan – Murai Maaman

14. Raamu – Enga Veetu Pillai

13. Balram Naidu – Dasavathaaram

12. Auto – Ethiree

11. Vasu – Ullathai Alli Thaa

10. Amavaasai – Amaithi Padai

09. Hindi Vaathiyar – Thedinean vanthatu

08. Kai pillai – Winner

08. Major Bala – Kandukondain Kandukondain

06. Archana – Mozhi

05. Neelaambari – Padayappa

04. Indiran – Thillu Mullu

03. Velu Naicker – Naayagan

02. Veerapandiya Katta Bomman – Veerapandiya Katta Bomman

01. Senthil Nathan – Chandramuhki

Cheers

ps: Enna Kodumai, Saravanan Ethu …..

ok ok,

It seems to me the way they design the car alarm is so that the car will behave as if
it were a nervous, hysterical person. Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it just
goes, “Waahaahaahaah!” Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.

Not everyone wants to draw that much attention to themselves. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could have a car alarm that was a little more subtle? Somebody tries to break in the car and it goes, “Uh, ahem. Ahem. Excuse me?” I would like a car alarm like that.

Cheers

ps: I think i will own a car without an alarm.

ps2: I will own that car in JB

ok ok,

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The other day i overhead this little boy in the bus asking his mommy what happens when a person dies. The mommy told him that the person goes to heaven.

Well … enough for a kid i suppose. But the real deal is, when we die, people cry, and then they sell our clothes and shoes. Thats about it.

Cheers

ps: When i die, i wanna die in style.

ok ok,

It’s tough to do a good deed. Let’s look at your professional good-deed doers, your
Lone Rangers, your Supermen, your Batmen, your Spidermen. They’re all wearing
disguises, masks over their faces, secret identities. They don’t want people to know
who they are. Too much aggravation. “Superman, yeah thanks for saving my life, but
did you have to come through my wall? I’m renting here. They’ve got a deposit. Now what am I supposed to do?”

Cheers

ps: I like the Tick and hate the NiteWing(Robin)

ok ok,

That which does not become a part of the one, shall become one with the void.”

“Even in outer space, the darkness becomes a part of you.”

Cheers

ps: Faith of the Fallen