Begin.2009 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Merry New Year. Closed for the Holidays.


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2008.End 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 16:24 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

In a couple of hours, we’ll all be done with 2008. It has been anything but a memorable year, with inane price hikes and a preposterous explosion of inflation. In short, this year has been a pain in the donkey.

In the real world, everyone … and their grandmother is struggling to deal with the soaring inflation. Just about the only people who have something to smile about are the Jedi masters who are employing their cheap mind tricks on us.

Meanwhile, the bread and butter issues remain unanswered. It is sort of having a 200Kg gay gorilla sitting in your living room making lewd gestures at you that everyone sees but no one wants to talk about. It’s there, but all the Jedi circle is seemingly oblivious to it. I shudder to think what is to become of us.

I pity those who actually voted in favour of the Jedi counsel. I guess you must be feeling pretty foolish by now. But on the other hand, even the smartest and most clairvoyant of us did not expect this.

Some Highlights:

We won Pedra Branca. We lost more of our money.

We lost the Suzuki Cup. We lost more of our money.

We had F1. We lost more of our money.

We stopped the Singapore Flyer. We lost more of our money.

We. We lost more of our money.

e. We lost more of our money.

. We lost more of our money.

Can’t wait to see what 2009 brings to the forsaken red dot.

Cheers

ps: I should settle down in Cairo.

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BOB 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Here’s to BOB.


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Happy Festivus 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, December 22, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Happy Festivus Everyone. No Posts today.


ps: All i need now is the Airing of Grievances

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Tribute 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 1:11 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


For Ken.


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Superficiality 
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 10:16 Hrs | Minimum B.S.


Laughing at Gilded Butterflies


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Venus’s core is HOT !!! 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, December 13, 2008 at 4:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Franklin P Jones once said that all women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

ps: How true is that …

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The Hurricane in my Heart 
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, December 5, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Yetho ondru ennai irkka

Mookkin nooni marmam serkka

Kalla thanam yethum illa, punnagaiyo bogham illa

Nee nindra idam endraal, kilai yeri poghatho?

Nee sellum vazhiyellam, pani katti aaghatho?

Ennodu vaa, veedu varaikkum

En veetai paar, ennai pidikkum!

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Sheep Skins + Pheromones 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 16:36 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Women go after doctors (not chiropractors) like men go after models.

They want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.

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He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

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