Meander to Your Dander 
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 16:50 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

ok ok,

I would say the concept behind the car phone, and the phone machine, the speaker phone, the airline phone, the mobile phone, the pay phone, the cordless phone, the multi-line phone, the phone pager, the call waiting, the call forwarding, call conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing, IDD and the redialing, is that we all have absolutely nothing to say, and we’ve got to talk to someone about it right now.

Cannot wait another second! I mean come on, you’re at home you’re on the phone, you’re in the car you’re making calls, and you get to work, “Any messages for me?” Come on, you’ve got to give people a chance to miss you a little bit.

The downside of the modern day message is it usually means somebody wants something from you. There are two types of favors, the big favor and the small favor. You can measure the size of the favor by the pause that a person takes after they ask you to “Do me a favor.” Small favor-small pause. “Can you do me a favor, hand me that pencil.” No pause at all. Big favors are, “Could you do me a favor. . . .” Eight seconds go by. “Yeah? What?” “. . . Well.” The longer it takes them to get to it, the bigger the pain it’s going to be. Hell on earth people. Hell on earth.

Humans are the only species that do favors. Animals don’t do favors. A tiger doesn’t go up to a goat and say, “Could you do me a favor and hold still, I’d like to eat you alive.” That’s a big favor even with if there was no pause.

Cheers

ps: I dunt use a mobile phone any longer.

Main   |   Previous Article  «      |   Next Article  »  
This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 at 4:50 pm and is filed under Ageless. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    Leave a Reply
   
   

   

   

   

   

   

This blog is kept spam free by WP-SpamFree.

Fact File
Archtomato

Archtomato . OxyMoron .
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies

Archtomato works in the IT security industry and has managed to convince his bosses for the past 10 years that his best work is yet to come.

Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.

He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.

Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.


 Tomatoes were sacrificed in the making of this website, contents and for the continual existence of its owner.

 Rss 2.0  |  Atom  |  Main

Blog Search




Articles Vault

Categories



References



Recent Comments



Spam


Still going strong in an inane work full of Ozone Depletion, Data Breaches, Chuck Norris, Tough Cookies, Mangy Dogs, Zits, Scurvy, Ninjas, Racism, Pollution, Herpes, Festivus , Broccoli, Mimes, Ghost Whisperer, Smelly Beavers, Petya, Donald Trump, Adolescence, Gravity, Pin Worms, Maths, Black Holes, Jedis, Cuban Cigars, Quick Sand, Methamphetamie, Ransomware and Nuke Baddies. Archtomato.com® reserves the full rights to all materials found on this domain. All works are commisioned and owned by Archtomato.com®, unless explicitly stated and are protected by international copyright laws. Archtomato.com® shall not be held liable should these materials be distributed without the explicit written permission of Archtomato.com®. Not Suitable for Dummies, Feminists, Animal Rights Activists, Scientologists and Dead People. Powered by 125% Freshly Locally Squeezed Tomato Juice.

Archtomato.com © 2005-2019. All Rights Reserved.