Ok ok,
The other day, a friend of mine ruined his leather jacket getting caught in heavy rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows, pigs and crocodiles outside a lot most of the time? Hell i have always seen them outdoors in Discovery Channel.
When it’s raining, do the cows and pigs go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
Cheers.
ps: Animal Rights activists will probably hate this one.