Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 8:49 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I love to be on the move. Much more than I’ve ever enjoyed getting anywhere. Arrival is overrated. Moving is much more exciting. Its the journey, not the destination.

Planes, boats, cars, trains, feet, whatever. I just want to move. I think destinations were invented just so we all wouldn’t look like we were wandering around in a daze.

My all-time favorite form of motion is the car. I’m one of those people. I love cars. It’s the greatest physical object I’ve ever seen. i mean, the damn things a modern marvel worthy of its own coffee table book.

I don’t know why, really. My only theory is, when you’re driving, you’re outside and inside, moving and completely still, all at the same time. I think that’s something.

Cheers.

ps: Take it for a spin sometime, and you will see.

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3 Tomatoes thrown at Article: “Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded”
  1. hmshore says:

    Love may be a lot of things, great, over the top, or a huge pain in the ass.
    What it isn’t is retarded. Using that word as slang just demeans people with special needs.
    No matter how you look at it, using that word just isn’t right.

  2. Archtomato says:

    Thanks for the lovely insight on the word retarded.

    Retarded also means “backward”. It can be used in any context and does not need to be solely used to describe a human handicap.

    And o, i don’t really give a shit what you think.

  3. stockj80 says:

    To “hmshore”. I do not appreciate you invading everyone’s conversations/videos/and or blogs with the attacks you have become so unpopular for.

    I don’t know what you are intending, but I do know what you are doing — you are pissing people off, and I am sure that is not getting you the results you are seeking.

    Change your invasive approach, and leave people’s personal lives alone.

    And Understand the Context before you go off on someone, please.


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