A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, April 7, 2008 at 15:30 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I recently heard from a good friend the she is just out of a long term relationship and hence the articles on men and women seem to be popping up in my head quite easily.

There’s no easy way to break off any relationship. It’s like the mozzarella cheese on a good slice of pizza. No matter how far you pull the slice away from your mouth it just gets thinner and longer but never snaps. Of course you could always just eat your pizza with a knife and fork, but I think this is clearly what’s known as “pushing the cheese analogy.”

To me, the difference between being single and in a relationship is the form of government. When you’re single, you are the dictator of your own life. You have complete power. When I give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me!

When you’re in a relationship, you are part of a vast decision making body. Before anything is accomplished, there’s got to be meetings, committees have to study the situation, go for a vote and then further re-analyze the situation. And this is if the relationship works. I think this is the reason why break-ups seem so painful.

You’ve been impeached and you weren’t even the President.


ps: You have just got to love Bill Clinton.

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