Begin.2009
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Merry New Year. Closed for the Holidays.
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2008.End
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 16:24 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
In a couple of hours, we’ll all be done with 2008. It has been anything but a memorable year, with inane price hikes and a preposterous explosion of inflation. In short, this year has been a pain in the donkey.
In the real world, everyone … and their grandmother is struggling to deal with the soaring inflation. Just about the only people who have something to smile about are the Jedi masters who are employing their cheap mind tricks on us.
Meanwhile, the bread and butter issues remain unanswered. It is sort of having a 200Kg gay gorilla sitting in your living room making lewd gestures at you that everyone sees but no one wants to talk about. It’s there, but all the Jedi circle is seemingly oblivious to it. I shudder to think what is to become of us.
I pity those who actually voted in favour of the Jedi counsel. I guess you must be feeling pretty foolish by now. But on the other hand, even the smartest and most clairvoyant of us did not expect this.
Some Highlights:
We won Pedra Branca. We lost more of our money.
We lost the Suzuki Cup. We lost more of our money.
We had F1. We lost more of our money.
We stopped the Singapore Flyer. We lost more of our money.
We. We lost more of our money.
e. We lost more of our money.
. We lost more of our money.
Can’t wait to see what 2009 brings to the forsaken red dot.
Cheers
ps: I should settle down in Cairo.
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BOB
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Here’s to BOB.
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Happy Festivus
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, December 22, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Happy Festivus Everyone. No Posts today.
ps: All i need now is the Airing of Grievances
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Tribute
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 1:11 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
For Ken.
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Superficiality
Visualised by archtomato On Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 10:16 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Laughing at Gilded Butterflies
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Venus’s core is HOT !!!
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, December 13, 2008 at 4:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Franklin P Jones once said that all women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
ps: How true is that …
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The Hurricane in my Heart
Visualised by archtomato On Friday, December 5, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Yetho ondru ennai irkka
Mookkin nooni marmam serkka
Kalla thanam yethum illa, punnagaiyo bogham illa
Nee nindra idam endraal, kilai yeri poghatho?
Nee sellum vazhiyellam, pani katti aaghatho?
Ennodu vaa, veedu varaikkum
En veetai paar, ennai pidikkum!
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Sheep Skins + Pheromones
Visualised by archtomato On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 16:36 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Women go after doctors (not chiropractors) like men go after models.
They want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.
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A Bag Full of Jawea
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, November 27, 2008 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
I was watching this circus act on YouTube the other and found it really amusing. I mean really amusing.
The hardest part of being a clown, it seems to me, would be that you are constantly referred to as a clown. “Who is that clown?” “I’m not working with that clown.” “Did you hire that clown?” “The guy’s a clown.”
How do you even know that you want to be a clown? I guess you just get to a point where your pants look so bad it’s actually easier to become a clown than have the proper alterations done. Because if you think about it, a clown, if there isn’t a circus around them, is really just a very annoying person. What sane person would get on a car that’s loaded with more than 10 people?
The other thing would be the cheap parlor tricks they call magic. I don’t think anything competes with a magic act for humiliating entertainment value. What is the point of the magician? He comes on, he fools you, you feel stupid, show’s over. You never know what’s actually happened. It’s never explained. And that’s kind of the attitude the magician seems to have as he’s performing.
It’s like, “Here’s a coin. Now it’s gone. You’re a jerk.” Sometimes they ask you to blow on it. There’s something mature adult “magicians” like to do, blow on a deck of cards. I also love that little pretend look of surprise they do when the trick works. Like, “Oh, I didn’t know that was going to happen myself. I even amaze me.”
Cheers
ps: American Dad! That’s a miracle
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Archtomato is a coffee nut, a photographer without focus, a traveler who can't read maps, a diver who floats all too easily and a champion of world peace.
He is an avid practitioner of the dark side of the force; admires Chuck Norris, Paris Hilton and collects vintage Batman comics. Just like the Horizon, Time Dilation, Flying pigs, Tax Reliefs and possibly, the "Opposition", he believes he is more of a concept than a corporeal being.
Archtomato believes that the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious and that the evil of man's subconscious is often too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.
He now lives in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, smelly beavers, zits, herpes, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, conscription, yellow bananas, stupid people, nightmares, dog whisperers,Gamma Ray Bursts, Nuke Baddies and sings badly but regularly in the bathroom.
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