The Library 
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 4:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

What’s amazing about the library is that you go to this place and then you can take up almost any book and they just give it to you, and say bring it back when you are done.

This kinda reminds me of that pathetic friend everyone has in school, who would let you borrow anything that you want, if you would just be his or her (yes ladies, some of you used to be pathetic too) friend. That’s what the library is, its a government funded pathetic friend.

That’s why you see people bullying the library. People going “I will bring it back on time, i will bring it back late, What you gonna do sue me?”.

Tragic isn’t it.

I owe the library about 20 bucks for a lost book, that some guy-bitch borrowed using my account and have since not visited the library. He threatened suicide when i demanded a compensation. For his crime against me and the state, I have stripped him of his manhood.

Cheers

ps: I have used my Ginsu knife to cut my library card. More ..

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