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Many cheesy one liners, lame jokes that go off the lame-o-meter and some very interesting remarks have been based one question. The question that comes just after the big bang theory. “Why did the Tandoori Chicken cross the road?”. Here are some why:

George Bush’s Answer:

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates’ Answer:

I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook – and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Dr. Seuss’ Answer:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

Martin Luther King Jr’s Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa’s Answer:

In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Jerry Seinfield’s Answer:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Jerry Falwell’s Answer:

Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That’s what they call it — the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".

John Lennon’s Answer:

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Saddam Hussein’s Answer:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Fox Mulder’s Answer:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

And the all time favourite

Bill Clinton’s Answer:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

So tell me .. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cheers.

ps: This author is suffering from Writer’s block.

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