Can you smell that? 
Visualised by archtomato On Monday, September 4, 2006 at 16:00 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

Ok ok,

I was listening to “Perfect Ten 98.7FM” the other day on the radio.
There was this guy coming on and complaining about how his colleague
had bad body odour and how he stunk up the office.

I have encountered smelly people in my semi long life. Once you meet
this people you will never be the same. A small part of your smell
glands die and the way you smell things will change for the rest of
you life.

If i was doing my post graduate degree in smell-o-logy, i would
probably write a thesis on Body odour. Its an enigma and i think its a
field that should be explored more.

Can someone please tell me what is the deal with B.O.? Why do we need
B.O.? Everything in nature has a function, a purpose, except B.O.
Doesn’t make any sense. Do something good-hard work, exercise-smell
very bad. This is the way the human being is designed. You move, you
stink. Why don’t our bodies help us?

Why can’t sweat smell good? Be a different world, wouldn’t it? Instead
of putting your laundry in the hamper, you’d put it in a vase. You’d
have a dirty sweat sock hanging from the rear view mirror of your car.
And then on a really special night, maybe a little underwear coming
out of your breast pocket, just to show her that she’s important.

Cheers

ps: People with B.O may be nice people, but they sure don’t smell it.
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