Itay Won. Penalties Sucked.
France Lost. Penalties Sucked.
Score 5-3. The Penalties Sucked.
Trezeguet Failed to Score. The Penalties Sucked.
Zidane Cried. The Penalties Sucked.

M.Klose has the most balls. C.Ronaldo is a Whore.
Ronaldo is Fat. C.Ronaldo is a Whore.
Pele has no Comments. C.Ronaldo is a Whore.

South Korea bored. England Sucked
Ghana kicked Ass. England Sucked.
Spain wil win 2010. England will still Suck.

4 More Years to South Africa 2010.
O ya, The Penalties Sucked.

Cheers.
ps: My poem rhymes too. So i might just get a Nobel Price for my piece.

1. Anonymous says:

   July 11, 2006 at 8:57 am

   haha. i am hapi italy won n i am also hapi that spain will win the 2010 ffwc.

2. Archtomato says:

   July 13, 2006 at 4:55 am

   If u r happy that Italy has won, you must be a Italy fan. So if u are happy that Spain will win 2010 you must be a SPain supporter. How come you have so many favourites?

   You must be a very happy person … Cheers mate.

3. Anonymous says:

   July 13, 2006 at 3:48 pm

   and yes i am a very happy person.. i like italy cos of del piero n maldini… spain fr nuno gomez… i dnt knw much abt soccer n i dnt realli care.. if i watch these games, its probably cos i am drooling over the guys… now tat just gave way that i mayb an anonymous gal…or gay.. ni guess its the flaw of the female n gay gender tat we feel this way to soccer.

   btw y is there no such ting as a gay gender?? there must b.

4. Archtomato says:

   July 14, 2006 at 3:12 am

   Gayism is a condition .. not a gender .. I will sit on the fence on this one. Anyone be you gay or girl, you are welcome. Just dunt use anonymous name. It irks me.

   O ya, about soccer, if you know maldini and nuno gomez, then you are a soccer genious and now can start your own soccer skool.
   Cheers

5. Anonymous says:

   July 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm

   yeah!!!!i am a soccer genius..cant belif i am onee..hahha.. sorri i am a v pvt person.. esp to those i dnt even know in person.. so i’d like nt to reveal my identity.. though i knw a computer genius like u will find my identity..its no biggy to u…

6. Archtomato says:

   July 15, 2006 at 3:54 am

   U dunt like to reveal your identity …
   Either you are superman or you are a brick wall ..
   I will go with the wall

   Cheers

7. Richard Argyle says:

   December 20, 2012 at 8:49 pm

   Its wonderful as your other articles : D, appreciate it for putting up. “For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.” by Larry Eisenberg.

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