Liquid Paradox 
Visualised by archtomato On Sunday, July 2, 2006 at 9:29 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
Ok ok,
 
I don’t understand humankind’s fascination and fanaticism with water. We go surfing, diving, swimming, snorkeling, fishing and nowadays even are exchanged in the deep seas.

And then i see people drinking water, holding little bottles of water. Hell, even our bodies are made out of water and how how water is vital for our survival and all that crap.

 
After all that has been said and done, whenever there is rain or even drizzles, i see people running for cover. It becomes a warzone and everyone heading for some nuke free shelter. And i hear inane remarks like, "I’m Drenched, Why the hell is it raining?".

Whats the deal with that?

Also, I wonder how superman flies around during rainy times. What if a disaster strikes during rainy season, does he wait for rain to stop. I mean, the guy’s supposed to fly faster than a speeding bullet at really high altitudes. In perspective, that would be like a F22 Raptor doing a Mach 8.

At that height and speed, the negative ions will be charged up so fast he will be a moving target for lightning faster then he can say, “Lois, u’r one stupid chick”. And the rain, lets get back to the rain, even a small raindrop will hit him with a 10kg force per inch. Superman indeed.

I started with water and ended with superman and phsyics. Ok i’m done.

 
Cheers
ps: I dunno about Superman but I take cover when it rains.
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16 Tomatoes thrown at Article: “Liquid Paradox”
  1. Anonymous says:

    Brazil lost and German went out crying. You r an asshole who desont know what he is talking about.

  2. Archtomato says:

    Firstly, Thanks for dropping by.

    About my prediction about the Wc’06 finals. Things tend to go awry … that’s why they are called “pre”diction and not “post”diction, u asshole. Yes and you are rite, I don’t know what i’m talking about, I just write what I like, when I like. You know why? Because this is MY BLOG.

    Secondly, your spelling really sucks. So does your grammar. It’s Germany (not German) and its doesn’t (not desont).

    O ya, incidentally I traced your sorry hide back to your den. You live in Singapore and are subscribed to SCV. I ran an Ip check and U live in Yishun. And I also know that you visited inappropriate sites after leaving mine.

    Big Brother is always watching

  3. Anonymous says:

    hahahahaa.. i just love all ur posts as well as ur comments…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Superman.. can fly above the clouds and avoid the rain……. 🙂

  5. Archtomato says:

    Hmmmmm …. Really interesting observation there … Don’t flich and you might actually become a rocket scientist someday. But even if he did fly above the clouds … he still has to fly upwards to get above the rain clouds and the facts i presented would still apply. Thank You and Please try again.

  6. Anonymous says:

    i am not the same anonymous as the superman anonymous. n u “seem” like an unfrenly person. r u like tat in person?

  7. Archtomato says:

    COPIED TEXT:
    Anonymous said…
    i am not the same anonymous as the superman anonymous. n u “seem” like an unfrenly person. r u like tat in person?
    Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:35:08 PM
    END OF COPIED TEXT

    This is the problem when you talk to too many anonymous. I take the “anonymous” like a brick wall. I try not to show emotions and such. Try talking to a wall and you will see my point.
    Cheers
    ps: I am the most unfrenly person you will meet

  8. Anonymous says:

    yoo r childish. Theres no such thang as Superman. You r an asshole who desont know what he is talking about.

  9. Anonymous says:

    damn u superman anonymous… punithamana anonymous status eh unala spoil aaguthu…. dnt come to other ppl blog n scold asshole n all la… grrr….

  10. Anonymous says:

    and u archtomato, i dnt care if ur the most unfrenly person on earth or the entire universe, i just love stopping by ur blog to check on ur posts n comments.. cos they r realli interesting… i just wanted to confirm my perception of u.. n thank u for proving me ryte 🙂

  11. Anonymous says:

    and for the record, i m ur biggest fan!

  12. Archtomato says:

    For a person who conceals the provite lifem, you do talk alot. Both you anonymous are strange.

  13. Anonymous says:

    wads provite lifem?

  14. Anonymous says:

    hey so wad the hell is provite lifem????

  15. Archtomato says:

    Geez anaoymous dunt get so overly excited, you might just end up in a coma for hyper tension and heart triple bypass …. anyway i meant “private life”. Any inconvinience is regretted.

  16. Anonymous-thegood says:

    i am sorry i am excited to be a fan of ur blog!!


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