Ok ok,

I was working in Changi Airport the other day and was lazing round a little, watching the planes go by and checking out cheap goods at the duty free shops. And my boredom got me thinking.

I think fear of flying is quite rational because, human beings cannot fly. Humans should have fear of flying the same way fish should have fear of driving. Put a fish behind the wheel and they probably go, "This isn’t right. I shouldn’t be doing this. I don’t belong here, hell i can’t even breathe."

Flying doesn’t make me nervous. Getting to the airport can make me nervous. Because if you miss that plane, there’s no alternative. On the ground you have options. You have buses, you have taxis, you have trains. But when you’re taking a flight, if you miss it, that’s it.

No airline goes, "Well, you missed the flight. We do have a cannon leaving in about ten minutes. Would you be interested in that? It’s not a direct cannon, you have to change cannons after you land". "So all right, let’s aim it here, where are you going, Nepal? Oh Mongolia, all right, wait a second then, let me move it a little. Mongolia. You should hit about Mongolia or maybe Nepal. Are you ready? Now, make sure you get out of the net immediately because we shoot the luggage in right after you."

The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. You ever fly standby? It never works. That’s why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, "Bye."

Cheers
ps: The Budget Terminal Sucks Big Time

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1. Anonymous says:

   August 1, 2006 at 7:42 am

   If you aint gonna like flying, then you sure dunt nid to flie.
   You Suck.

2. Archtomato says:

   August 1, 2006 at 8:41 am

   So, the prodigical anaonymous returns yet again. It seems like you sure cant keep your fingers straight and form a perfect sentence.

   Anyway, Which part of yishun do you stay, anonymous? or so you want me to tell you that also?

   Rocco_boy19 seems to be a nice cliche handle don’t you think.
   I’m thinking thats your hotmail address. Is that right? Or do you want me to tell you that also?

   Don’t Bore me please. I can own you anytime i want to.

   unCheers
   ps: Please refrain from visiting porn sites, the authorities can come calling anytime.

3. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

   August 1, 2006 at 2:01 pm

   HAHAHA HEHEHE…

   LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT HAHA HEHE 🙂

4. Archtomato says:

   August 2, 2006 at 1:29 am

   AND your point is?
   Never take a plane if you can laugh “HAHAA HEHEE”?

5. Nisa says:

   August 3, 2006 at 6:46 am

   U seem to have quite a rapport with this anonymous person huh!! Some friendship this turned out to be!!

6. Archtomato says:

   August 3, 2006 at 8:01 am

   U know Nisa, i wouldnt call my relationship with anonymous “friendship”.
   Anonymous is a like is an ant and i am an ant bully and i wouldnt call it rapport but more of a extreme loathing.

   Cheers

7. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

   August 3, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   wholao.!!!

8. Archtomato says:

   August 4, 2006 at 1:31 am

   My rants were directed primarily at the “other” anonymous

9. Nisa says:

   August 4, 2006 at 7:13 am

   There’s two of em’??!!?!?

10. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

    August 4, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    ok tnx!

    so does tat mean we have a rapport?

    hmmmmm.

11. Archtomato says:

    August 5, 2006 at 9:21 am

    Hell yeah! Theres 2 of em. one more and the stench of the anonymous crowd will be unbearable.

12. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

    August 5, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    i use v expensive perfume!

    i just bought one fr $80. Burberry WEEKEND.

    gona buy GUESS soon. $95.

    cant afford it for now. bt soon.

13. Nisa says:

    August 6, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Oh ya the burberry weekend is reli nice, im using the womens version! Very nice taste!

14. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

    August 7, 2006 at 6:09 am

    yah i am also using the women;s verision. tats one of my fav perfumes!try teh GUESS latest release. it’s v nice too 😉

15. Nisa says:

    August 7, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    hey wait a min! i thought u were a guy?!? Oh the guess, i haven relli tried the smell yet but i sure do like the irrestible by givenchy i think the smell is sweet yet not overpowering!!!!

16. Archtomato says:

    August 8, 2006 at 1:03 am

    I belief in natural smell onli, so much so that i have stopped bathing … i avoid water like a plague.

17. Anonymous - THE ONE says:

    August 8, 2006 at 7:27 am

    hahahaha from the way u were replying i cld see tat u were in the impresion that i was a guy. so i had to disclose that i am a gal.! *sobz*

    tomato do u like ice thanni ?

18. Nisa says:

    August 9, 2006 at 3:49 am

    Hmm, avoiding water might not be the best idea for a tomato u noe…

    Anyway to -theone- im sorry babe!! Well i wouldnt be surprised to hear u’re a gal. the tomotao does attract a serious bout of female pheromones…

    Dun u think so?

19. Archtomato says:

    August 10, 2006 at 9:56 am

    Hey, Everybody loves the Tomato. There are Onion Haters, Cabbage Haters and all other forms of haters. But hell yeah, everybody loves the Tomato. Many more Good yrs to come

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