| 10 fun ways to order a pizza Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:07 Hrs | Minimum B.S. 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Say “Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say “Well, so is this! You’ve got some explaining to do!” When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, “Do you know what it’s like to be lied to?” Cheers. ps: 241-0-241. Technorati tags: Archtomato, jokes Main | Previous Article « The Cube | Next Article » The Bcc This entry was posted on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 5:07 am and is filed under Ageless. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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