ok ok,
Just a few lines if u get stuck in a tight spot.
1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.”
3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”
4. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
5. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
6. “I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”
7. “Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
8. “The coffee machine is broken…”
9. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
10. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
Cheers !!!
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