Ways to Piss People 
Visualised by archtomato On Saturday, October 8, 2005 at 14:15 Hrs | Minimum B.S.

1. Pay tolls with $100 bills

2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot

3. Eat produce at the market; don’t buy it

4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two

5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April

6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons

7. Knock and ask “How is it going?” to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.

8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines

9. Announce when you’re going to the bathroom

10. Chew other people’s pencils

11. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.

12. Wear large hats during the movies

13. Touch strangers

14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus

15. Bite your dentist’s finger

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