ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
Visualised by archtomato On Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 12:46 Hrs | Minimum B.S.
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Want to try something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system – however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Sound confusing? Well read on……….
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES 1 – Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2 – Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other ‘non-player’ must be in the toilet at the time -. 3 – Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you. 4 – Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye." 5 – To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head 6 – When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!". 7 – Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 8 – Walk sideways to the photocopier. 9 – While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open
Cheers
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