It has been bugging me a while.

I am a avid and vivid and riveted hardcore fantasy reader. I read fantasy when im hungry, when i want to throw up and importantly, when i cannot find a reason for my exhaulted existence.

Well, there is this Lord Voldemort in the all too famous Harry potter series. And i think this guy is a serious cliche for a bad dude.

1. He exists outside death and his greatest foe is a short/lame dude – like Sauron from     Lotr

2. He is a sick bastard who has no frens and love torture – like darken Rahl from Sword     of truth series

3. He Knows more about anything more than anybody but fail to grasp simple concept –     Like Shaitaan from Wheel of time

So i say you, people of the book, who think this Lord Voldemort is scary and wonderful, i assure you, he is not. He is but a hastily and shabbily designed villian lifted off the imgaination of many others.

ps: The Hobbits is lord of the ring are the sickest people i know

Cheers

Archtomato

1. My mother my hero says:

   October 11, 2005 at 5:37 am

   I know, I was bit disappointed with his past when it was revealed in HBP. I find Snape much more interseting.

2. Doc Badger says:

   October 11, 2005 at 5:44 am

   Did you catch the nice little touch that his name is a combination of German(saxon) and French (norman). Vol = full or filled and deMort = of death. This just goes to prove that English is NOT actually a real language but just was something slung together so that Saxons, Normans, and oldBrits could talk together.

3. Archtomato says:

   October 11, 2005 at 8:06 am

   Intersting concept there Doc Badger.

   Never knew that fact actually till u highlighted it to me. I will start to do more research on the HP world.

   Cheers

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